Diese Taylor Swift Parodie von „The Key of Awesome“ aus 2014 ist nach wie vor sehr akkurat…
- 00:00 I make this dumb face derp. I got zero shame. I’m dancing like elaine invading peoples space excuse me here comes a fake laugh and now. I’m acting black yo yo dawg. I know tons of raps rap rap like notorious 2-pac. Im strapped im such a doofus acting like I’m clueless. But I can be ruthless if you break my heart. You’ll end up in a sh***y song but I never ever ever get pissed or miffed. I just bottle up my rage then write a hit. I treat haters like a fly at a picnic and I whack em off whack em off.
- 00:50 I read every comment and message board and „swiftkicker“ said. I wasnt as good as lorde gonna find him and squish his testicles turn and cough turn and cough. I f**k english guys groovy baby. I got hotdog thighs. I always act surprised. I won? Life is a surprise yay me. These girls are working hard. Yes. We’re working hard.
- 01:17 They went to juilliard maxed out credit cards but I dance like a tard that’s true and I’m a superstar life’s cruel. Now I’ll try twerking but my butt ain’t working. It’s just some spastic jerking let me crawl below while I peek at your camel toes hey hey hey just think in the time I spent writing a song about shaking it off. I could have actually shaking it off to this sick beat this part’s designed to be sung in time by some 12 year old girls in a mall best friends just turned 24 not a kid anymore but I act like I’m just like y’all what is this? I asked for dijon mustard and I’m driving you insane ,sane,sane,sane,sane with my infinite refrain,frain,frain,frain,frain,frain torturing your brain,brain,brain,brain,brain,brain shut it off ! Shut it off! Hahaha. I was hired by the cia -a-a just to write a song to play,play,play,play,play at quantanamo bay,bay,bay,bay,bay,baby make it stop!make it stop!